This post is for U.S. readers who may be experiencing election anxiety. But let’s be real: With this global economy, an election in one big power player impacts the others, so it applies to those of you outside of the U.S., too.
If you’ve tried pacing, or biting your nails, or talking to the cat more than you usually do, take heed.
If you signed up to be an elections judge and then, on November 1st, turned the page of the calendar and realized that there will be a full moon on Election Day, take heart. (WT actual F was I thinking?)
If you’ve worked the phone banks, or posted the memes on Facebook, or dropped Twitter in protest, or marched in the reproductive rights gatherings, I understand.
It’s real. The anxiety is real.
But don’t!
Whatever you do!
Don’t cut your bangs!
Or you’ll end up as the only masked elections judge with butchered bangs on Tuesday, November 8.
Vote.
p.s. I think I fixed the subscriber glitch.